dylan.

“when someone loves you, the way they say your name is different, you just know that your name is safe in their mouth” - Billy

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

I’m just gonna come out and say it. Call me a piece of shit if you want to, but being raped and being drunk and regretting consensual sex are two different things.

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

Twitter what’s a good excuse for cheating?

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

This hit different

[ِ @bntjabalamel]

“when someone loves you, the way they say your name is different, you just know that your name is safe in their mouth”

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

She’s right ya know

[not michelle obama @kennzzzzo]

This girl at the bar is asking ME (lol) for relationship advice. She said ‘my boyfriend cheated on me what do I do?’ I said leave em sis. She tells me she did but what else can she do to get over it? My ass said ‘fuck his brother’ 💀💀💀

[🇭🇹Outta PocketNes🇧🇸 @Dhatboi_nes]

“Kodak Black is Disrespectful and anyone that still listens to his music must be retarded “

Me:

[tavo @tavitothetaco]

Closing shifts be like

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

Twitter, about how often is your gut instinct right?

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

Feeling like walking back into work on some “my foot hurt, I want out” type of shit

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

#NewProfilePic

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

I’m so tired of the Navy taking everything away from me.

[Vance @Vance333_]

Otis is 37% hippo

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

Y’all really will say anything at all. That shit is fucking gay. Let it be gay.

[The Oshiri Kami👹 @Afrocentripetal]

Anal sex and stimulation isn’t a “gay vs straight” thing. Anal is literally unisex.

So a man(in this example we’ll say a cishet man) letting his woman peg him doesn’t make him gay.

Him experiencing a sexual attraction to MEN while identifying as a man is what would make him gay

[Quan Wick 🖤✡️ @blvckquan]

Miss Puff: Goodmorning class!

Spongebob:

[Jumpie @Jxmpie]

This one really hit me 😭

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

🤔🤔🤔

[thomas iannucci @thomasiannucci_]

If you’re interested in a girl, take her out to the club and see how many guys know her.

If the bouncer gives her a hug, abort mission.

[Jamaree @JLove_VII]

If I'm going thru something or dealing with some personal shit there's a high probability imma ghost you. Just don't take it personal and when I make it back on my feet we can pick up where we left off... if not I'm cool with that too

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

Can’t wait to eat all the discounted chocolate with my boo after Valentine’s Day while we laugh at a stupid people who celebrated holiday where you have to convince someone you love them with material shit.

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

@Baysil13 Lol of course not. Speaking hypothetically of course.

[dylan. @quesadillan_]

Imagine marrying the most beautiful woman you know and then blatantly fucking it up lmao Jesus