I've been thinking about this left-wing MP winning at rock-paper-scissors to avoid shaking the far right MP's hand a lot since yesterday
It's not just incredibly funny, but also politically vital as the far right is not just another political force but a threat to democracy
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Come down to the brewery bro. They have an IPA that’s made with dairy creamer instead of water. There’s an Iron Maiden pinball machine and it’s been broken for 3 years. There’s a food truck out back that sells $17 grilled cheeses and it takes them 35 minutes to make one
This is a PSA. If you can't go *five minutes* without checking your phone/sending texts while you are *in a darkened cinema*, you should not go to the cinema! Just stay home, and seek help!!! You are dependent!!!!!!!!!