Questionable Nursery Rhymes

Just someone with a toddler, deeply curious: what do these rhymes we sing everyday even mean? 😂😂 Not that it matters but I will follow you back instantly.

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@JamesPGoddard90 Be careful of this man guys. He’s probably the next one to deliberately run someone over with all this *poorly suppressed* hatred and racism.

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Why on earth would little Johnny Flynn put kitty in the well???! 😭

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@CrimeLdn They were probably all high at the end of that lol

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@FeelYouHappy Sportsmanship

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@memechaotic Grey skies, heavy clouds? I think not. Maybe England though 😆.

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@CNviolations People cannot be directly or indirectly threatening to mess with your food which you paid for, if you don’t tip. That’s scary.

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@CNviolations That’s blackmail tbh

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@NoContextHumans I hope this was staged for content

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@sciencegirl I did not see that end coming. I laughed out loud 😂

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@memechaotic Probably. Just in a different house now.

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@nocontextmemes I would’ve thought this was a joke if I didn’t know someone who’d want this 😩

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@PicturesFoIder I always ask what the point is of going to space. This is a valid reason tbh.

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@sciencegirl Not sure which is prettier, this plain white or the colourful peacock. They’re both beautiful

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@DoctorLemma Aw well deserved 👏👏👏. I hope he’s doing well wherever he is

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@BBCNews They will never lack stories to tell at parties

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@BBCNews Wow, a whooping 0.2 degrees!!!

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@brockpierson Absolutely none! They’re all the same

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@HOUSEPORN___ This is absolutely gorgeous 😍! Until there’s a flood or tsunami 😩.
The media has given me a fear of waterside properties

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@BBCNews They rise every 2 months anyway 🙄

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@DailyLoud I actually quite like it. It’s super innovative!