Flan Fanatic 🍮

Console me in my darkest hour.
#BlackLivesMatter

[Flan Fanatic 🍮 @questionhound]

This is literally me

[dolo @doloyeung]

Wife: Everything good? You seem a little down

Me: Everything's FINE. God just get off my case

--- later that day ---

Japanese smart toilet: You haven't been pooping like yourself lately, Dolo-sama. Is everything ok?

Me: I can't hide anything from you can I, old friend

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t care + didn’t ask + beaver aerodynamics

[pattoune @leanfloat]

u yo daddy son

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

*Don Ramón japonés no existe*

Don Ramón japonés 🇯🇵:

[Lil Pun @ThankYouEddin]

Said moment

[The Weeknd @theweeknd]

Out of Time is one of my favorite songs that I’ve ever written. It would not exist without the magic of Tomoko Aran.

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

You used to be able to get the Jack in the Box foam head to put on your car antenna. That’s another thing they took from us.

[dave @daves_Fantasy]

Nope

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this basically the equivalent of trunks and goten going super saiyan at 8 and 7 years old

[sophia of hangover @aethelfleds]

This is the happiest day of my life

[Colin Craker @TheMarvelousMrC]

Some Futurama drawings from over the years

[cal? @cal_gif]

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

[conor @conor_brn]

Dads were cooking when they invented Sneezing Loud As Fuck

[Belle @SteamieRomance]

I get so annoyed whenever I see somebody with one of those vile hideous profile pictures like why did you make me see that