With wedding season fast approaching here's why I should be your plus one.
- I dance well
- I clean up well
- I can hold a conversation
- I'll do my best to coordinate outfits with you
- I'll drink fruity drinks with you
- I'll help you take pics
- I'm pretty awesome
I'm wrapped up in my heated blanket and then I'm wondering why I feel like I'm cooking, the setting is 7/10. It's like I'm in a human sized Gorge Foreman. Maybe I should rub seasoning on myself
It would be interesting to be a strip club DJ. It's one thing to rock a party, it's another to know when to throw a banger on so Misty who's "real name" is Jen, who's actual name is Tina gets the bag. It's like being a QB of sorts.