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boggart // barista // 🏳️‍⚧️

[八羽 @aoiwa_88]

ご飯が羊の体毛になる食器を作りました。

[a little mouse🐀🌵 @desert__varnish]

steely dan is some real "we can't do that any more, we don't know how" shit

[Tong Bingxue 仝冰雪 @tongbingxue]

The expressions of the Terracotta Warriors兵马俑 when they were excavated in the early stages, 1970s, Xi'an西安，China.

[They hit the Fentagon 🥺 🏙🏙 @halfheldsky]

If a crow said "ni hao" to me I'd jump off the nearest cliff

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

recognized when a custie was
flirting with me for once but they weren't my type (didn't bus their table) 😔

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

"do you recommend coffee or tea?" why are customers black holes where sense & reason go to die

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

'Pumpie' elephant soft toy made of grey felt, dressed as a sailor in a smart, dark blue, woollen jacket and matching trousers, England, 1900. Victoria & Albert Museum.

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

bad at sharing to twitter which is a vicious cycle of not getting the dopamine so I don't post, and now it's like...whats the point. anyway same sn on insta

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

coffee common sense riso prints, not that custies can read https://t.co/CzcKJAI2Eg

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

white dad-hat scruffy man runs onto train to torture me specifically by open mouth breathing chewing gum and absolutely SLAPPING away at ipad keyboard

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

@lanzolou I definitely don't do this to fall asleep sometimes, no no

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

this month, in honor of stonewall and the unique mental health challenges of the lgbt community, I need someone to throw a brick at my head

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

maybe this is why they only ever include like one gay person: lie to people and not see my family? let's fucking gooooo

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

feel like a FOH worker used to anxiety/depression would do so well on survivor. move your exhausted body around & get along with strangers for a month for a million dollars? easy as shit

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

fun fact: in nyc ice cream trucks are not allowed to play music while parked but I'm not gonna file a fucking noise complaint sooo guess i'll die

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

why is the stereotype creepy ice cream man stealing kids, and not ice cream man being murdered by people that live within earshot

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

new shop new stickers 8)
https://t.co/bazRYtptSh

[syd 🌾 @quick_nip]

@LavenderWhiff creating a lil mandela effect for them, as a treat