anirudh

“Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister’s going to jail.”

[Stephen @dcsteve5]

Whoever’s running NYT connections today I just wanna talk

[Summer T @Appointmen98276]

@USAndIndia

Hundreds of first time F1 visa applicants with valid fees and no previous appointments are not being allowed to book appointments due to a technical glitch on your portal for the past 15 days. Your support is NOT helping.

https://t.co/BHqI6QTCy2

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

can’t kill myself. there are so many good sandwiches left to try

[anirudh @quickhelpmepls]

yes yes very good question the answer of course is im depressed please be nice to me and give me what i want

[sarah @sablaah]

I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie I’m like “yeah that was fun” and it’s usually because I got popcorn and a big soda

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

Nolan is a pseudointellectual who makes middlebrow blockbusters, but he happens to work in a period in which popular discourse (especially online) is dominated by pseudointellectuals who love middlebrow blockbusters (youtubers, video essayists, podcasters, etc).

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

accidentally started the mini crossword when i wasn’t in the right headspace :/

[comrade ella🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord]

does anyone know any good entry level thoughts for someone new to thinking ?

[pepper @plantarina]

attended an open mic at prithvi and let me say this to other budding poets,,,,,, keep that shit to yourself

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

i am napping for all those who cannot nap, and announcing my nap for all those who nap and feel ashamed

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Elmo is this guy bothering you

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

your soulmate does not exist and you will soon have to learn how to code

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

it’s funny that there’s a white football player on a midwestern team with an offensive name dating a blonde haired blue eyed country singer and republicans HATE them

[anya @yawnyaa]

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[Leslie @HeyLeslie97]

have you met a 26 year old man

[Jayati @Jayati_M93]

Looks like Sanghis will spend their "big day" hurling filthy abuses at left-libs and harassing Muslims on soc media. Such a nice way of "worshipping". Eternally insecure lot who can't tolerate the slightest dissent, despite having all arms of the state and media working for them.

[Local Tea Party @localteaparty]

I repeat. Your faith and your belief is an opportunity for them to make money.

It is not an auspicious day in any calendar. You are feeling all religious today because a political leader asked you to be so.