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[alice @bingalafunkus]

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster

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[Thesemihardlife @thesemihardlife]

Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?

A: Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.

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[Joe :) 🦕 @SillyDogJoe]

What does a lumberjack do before turning off the computer? He logs off.

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[Rallebolle @rallebolle]

@Meyer_Habib @GerardAraud Qu'est-ce qui est invisible et sent le maïs?
Un pet de cochon.

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[Jokes4us.com @quickjokes]

@tralang_21 Trade down 5-7 spots to get a more friendly rookie contract for a prospect unless Risacher falls down the draft board. I like Rob Dillingham (if you want to dump ivey or sasser) and Ron Holland. If you keep the pick, then Buzelis (good upside/trade bait on draft day)

[Jokes4us.com @quickjokes]

@CaitlinClark22 This wouldn't work in the NBA (too much length), but how about clearing out the paint and running a pick and roll 2-3 feet from the free throw line. You can step back threes or pass inside to bigs (no dribble required just catch and shoot).

[Mike McMichael 🇺🇸 @1MikeMcMichael]

@tomsegura "Welcome... Your waiter will be right with you." - OJ Simpson

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[Harley Riley “Parody” @ToxicLuvsHarley]

Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.

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[Chrishawn @BubbaLlaarkin]

A Man asked, how is a pussy like a grapefruit? The Woman said, it's like me, we squirt when you eat. The Man said, why is a vagina just like the weather? The Woman said, when it's wet, it's time to go inside. Any more Questions?

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[【公式】ビートルズ大学 Beatles Univ. Japan 学長・宮永正隆 @beatles_univ]

【続き】"Now and then I miss you." said the sticker machine to the center of the record (僕はときどき君を貼る作業でミスしてしまうんだ。ステッカー機がレコード中央部分に語れり）という作品(?)も好きだ。無関係のPICKLE SLICER Joke (https://t.co/IV2XrJTe5F)まで思い出してしまう。【続く】

[Tara✌🏻🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️💙 @TaraWilcoxon]

In honor of #WorldRhinoDay, here's a joke:

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!

source: https://t.co/vEOlYscdmj

[Simon Anderson @SimonRAnderson]

@Matt16082013 @FootballAUS @SpursOfficial Q: How do you stop a Gooner beating his wife?

A: Dress her in a Spurs jersey.

source: https://t.co/FLiw5REbaf

[Paris @Paris_all_about]

Wednesday is for the windows of Paris and a barber joke . What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue. She started it!😆
#WindowsWednesday #Paris
Source: https://t.co/Jm8D2okakG

[NICH🙏KAIE. Bienvenue🫶 Entrée libre 🤡 @nichkaie]

@AnneBrun22 🤔Quel lapine peut sauter plus haut qu'un arbre ? Tout lapine peut sauter plus haut qu'un arbre, les arbres ne peuvent pas sauter.😜😘

source: https://t.co/Nosnx2jGN2

[missiononthemoon @missionOTmoon]

Here is something to cheer you up on a cold grey Thursday

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it's down to its last quarter.

source: https://t.co/sWxWdxGSaW

[Aidar Omar @omar_aidar]

Did you hear about the Tesla Owner in Jail? He was charged with battery.

source: https://t.co/N9ST7mX9i3

[💀ᅠ、 𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖊 . @deceiveries]

Chistes de Naranjas De Regreso: Chistes : Comida ¿Cuál es la fruta que más se ríe? La naranja ja ja ja ja.¿Qué le dijo la naranja a la gelatina? No me quité la ropa y ya estás temblando.

source: https://t.co/to3AdJI5Tn

[Phil Anthropy @philantopical]

@LordHiver @OcarinaJones Q: Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?

A: The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.

source: https://t.co/a0x6E630wQ