Ronnie

Quick Laugh Productions is here to offer you a quick laugh in a world filled with murder and racism and starvation and stealing and mistreated animals. :.(

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@NikkiPhillippi Definitely. Your plan for Bowser was not a "better" one.

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It's been a while since I last tweeted... Did Trump beat Jeb Bush?

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@King_Khaldoon @realDonaldTrump Texas isn't a country. It's a state in the USA. You can't leave the USA by moving to Texas.

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Who likes towels? Me too! I think they're necessary. Bye.

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@HuffPost Tom Green was married to Drew Barrymore once... just saying is all.

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My crowdfunding campaign only raised $165. There will be no, "Pretty Woman 2". #RichardGere #JuliaRoberts #prettywoman

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I like to do my grocery shopping at Walgreens. Their bananas (between the cigarettes and batteries) look edible as hell!

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Here is the result from my latest soulmate scan!: your soulmate likes kitties. https://t.co/TbIKZPylxG

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Here is the result from my latest soulmate scan!: your soulmate's hair is full and lush. https://t.co/qczZpCI7D1

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I get uncomfortable watching the courtship of ducks. It doesn't look consensual. #TakeBackTheNight

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I went to this fight club at a senior center. Turned out to be a "fit" club offering water aerobics. So, I started some shit with Gertrude.

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@robdelaney I'm worried my Amish porn collection is not amateur-authentic. I'm kind of a stickler in this arena.

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#LesserKnownArtists Shooter McGavin, obviously! "Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say."

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#HarrisonFord Get better, Luke!!!!!

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@JimGaffigan Do you remember who played "the gimp" in Pulp Fiction. I said, Laura Dern.

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@toriaaalyfe Right?! I'm like, "Mom. WTF? You got a tat of Captain Crunch just above your what?!"

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@michaelianblack I hide between cars in Walmart parking lots waiting for my chance.

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A hawk is obviously going to go for your eyes, so you better crack its wings sooner than later. #Hawkfight #Survivor #lifeanddeath

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If you can pickle pig feet, you can pickle hamster feet. It's only common sense.