allie 🌿

[maybe: clare @clur19]

when I get a “wait can I be mean for a second?” text

[SpotifySwiftie @SpotifySwiftie]

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY debuts with 313,747,178 filtered streams breaking the record for the biggest debut ever in Spotify history!

She also holds the record for occupying most spots in the top 50 with all songs debuting in the top 42!

The standard album with 16 tracks alone did 232,260,493 filtered streams!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

trump mugshot and pumpkin spice latte released tomorrow. an early autumn barbenheimer of sorts

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Let’s see…

A hurricane in Los Angeles.

100° ocean water in Florida.

Half of Canada on fire.

And an entire town in Maui burned to the ground.

But yeah, “climate change is a hoax.”

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

yeah cocaine is fine but have you ever listened to Faith Hill’s This Kiss after your second cold brew

[alexx is a showgirl ❤️‍🔥 @AlexxStyles2014]

My two personalities waiting to see which re-recording will be announced next

[allie 🌿 @quickysawicki_]

I guess growing up is realizing that Ezra Fitz was a bad guy. But I’m not happy about it.

[vita @majipres]

men are always talking about their “crazy ex gf” and she lowkey sounds cool

[allie 🌿 @quickysawicki_]

I’m too hormonal right now to be listening to evermore.

[lauren @laurenashastro]

saturn only gives you the things you begged and prayed for when you don’t need them anymore

[allie 🌿 @quickysawicki_]

@eiLeanWithIT THIS. ^^^ I got stung by a wasp the other day & everybody got over it.. a little TOO quickly?? I need 24 hours of sympathy that shit hurts

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

i would pay an insane amount of money to watch this kiss for the first time again

[allie 🌿 @quickysawicki_]

@goodreads this friday’s read

[allie 🌿 @quickysawicki_]

@ahhhlysssa Sameeeee

[jaye @hayejunt]

me when America Ferrera's husband (played by her actual husband) said "si se puede" in Barbie

[spencer @spencaz]

Ariana’s dating history proves you can’t take the Florida out of the girl!

[allie 🌿 @quickysawicki_]

@noelforest Say sike rn

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Taylor Swift: while I bathe in cliffside pools with my calamitous love and insurmountable grief

Also Taylor Swift: shake it off 🤪