Quidditch Player

Player for The Wooster Scottish Nationals Quidditch Club 🖤💛 Quidditch Fanatic and will post things about Quidditch

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

*Me when I was at the doctor today*

Nurse: so how’d you hurt these muscles?

Me: I was playing quidditch

Nurse: what?!

Me: qui-

Me: .....

Me: rugby. I play rugby.

Nurse: oh Rugby!
#QuidditchProblems

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

According to the official MLQ website, the Boise Grays have been disbanded for the remainder of the MLQ Season and an investigation is to ensue for player and referee misconduct

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

Well played game from team Belgium but Team USA is back on top 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #RedeemTeam2018

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

Yo Belgium made the finals! What’s up!

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

#IQAWorldCup18

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

Matt Dwyer = Quidditch God

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

Holy Cow! USAvsAUS WAS A RIDE! WOW

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

That moment when Tean USA lets an Australian player sprint down a goal cause they were celebrating!

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

I woke up and cried when I saw this. And it’s not because USA won 😢

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

These New Zealand National Quid Team jerseys are the absolute best! I’m in love! 🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

Boise Brawlers joke brought to you by @Patty_Boiii

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

We await a word on who won the series between SLC Hive and the Boise Brawlers

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

BOI THIS IS QUIDDITCH?! Our thing has always been well mannered play against each other and you got dummies out here trying to destroy the integrity of the game! Get it together https://t.co/Z5STC5AZWO

[Major League Quadball @MLQuadball]

LEAGUE STATEMENT: MLQ has canceled game three of the BOIvSLC series due to a report of player misconduct. We value the safety of our volunteers and players above all else and will begin investigating the situation immediately so appropriate action may be taken.

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

Goodbye beaters! Say hello to the new quidditch meta https://t.co/oH0W7s5tmK

[Speling Bee Champin Brandon @BorgesFSG]

Your quid hoops to your opponent’s quid hoops is 36 yards. So if my training program of throwing for 108 feet accurately is successful, I’ll be able to stand at my hoops after an opponent’s offense and throw a quaffle right throuuu their hoops. Unguardable strat.

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

Quidditch World Cup >>>>>>>>> FIFA World Cup

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

@BorgesFSG Be faster

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

Saddened to hear about Uganda Nat. Quid being unable to attend World Cup 2018. Once again, this team of great quidditch players will not be able to try for the title of World Champions. My heart goes out to these individuals

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

@BorgesFSG

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

When the only open person is the chaser that says they always “have the lane” but they never actually have the lane

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

@BorgesFSG

[Quidditch Player @QuidFanatic]

When the beater moving up with you doesn’t take out the point chaser