Dee

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[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

Someone stole a package off my front porch today. I hope he enjoys my NuvaRing more than I was going to...

[Reductress @Reductress]

Man Engages in Beautiful Italian-American Tradition of Taking Matters Into His Own Hands: https://t.co/f6EdlRhKLS

[mimi ⸆⸉ 🩵 @watchinwisteria]

"sir theres a new reputation bodysuit"

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

Hello friends we ran away and got married by (a man dressed up as) Elvis.

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

It’s been the year of the swiftie ✨🐍💖

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

There will be no explanation 🖤

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

Can we just have a little moment for our DIY engagement shoot or?

[madison @madison_tayt]

i absolutely love dogs but i think we’ve become entirely too permissive as a culture with thinking they can and should be taken everywhere

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

The fun part about being adopted is you can start the day chatting with a coworker about his holiday plans traveling to his hometown (which happens to also be your hometown) and end the day confirming that that same coworker is, in fact, your cousin.

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

This was the worst, most humid fucking week to decide to cut bangs.

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

I’m not sure what vibes I’m bringing to the table anymore…

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

Excuse me

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

Shake from Love is Blind tried to hit on me this weekend which was a massive miscalculation on his part considering I was the only white girl in an otherwise all Indian bachelorette party. I’ve never seen a man humbled so swiftly and efficiently.

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

Hello friends, if you’re wondering how today went I was trapping a sick cat in my neighborhood and had a bee fly up my dress. The bee wasn’t thrilled to be there. Also I’m allergic to bees apparently.

The cat is ok, cost me $500.
🫠

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

@ChainsawJon It doesn’t have a WHAT?

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

@JAYJAYTWELVE You know… fair.

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

I drove past the old Shop Rite on Hylan today and at the light thought “damn, that went downhill fast.” Turns out they’re filming the Fallout TV series there and it’s been purposefully decayed unlike every other strip mall on Staten Island.

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

Pretending I’m not hopelessly sunburnt

[Dee @QuietWriterLove]

@Redsoup95 Some Like It Hot on New Dorp Lane! Been going there for years. They do a Groupon if you wanna try it out!

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

When I say I like it rough I don’t mean EMOTIONALLY