Tybo

Spooning out the slop

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

Please don't look at my tweets

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

@Old_J_ @CrustPringle Yeah dude, the guy I used to buy weed from had me hangout with him and one time started a conversation with “I’ve lost a lot of friends cause of this..” then started talking ancap bullshit. I argued with him and now I can’t even smoke weed anymore

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

@CrustPringle Not worth!

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

@ZachLit0506 We all love Kemba. Don’t we? Don’t we all love Kemba, Zach?

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

No more Kemba hate ever again

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

If I think too long about all the things I have to do my brain starts to bleed. Soinstead I just sit in an unconscious state doingone task at a time and the Company Men tell me Im doing a good job. N then a couple minutes each day I go eat some treats and the treats taste good 😌

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

So yeah. Haven’t been on social media in awhile. For those of you who follow the news closely you probably have already been following this. But basically a few months ago 2 psychos called the cops on me for some fucking bullshit out of context that I didn’t even do. Thread (1/?)

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

Frankly I am just chilling my dear

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@CrustPringle Hey wow thank you brother

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

@na_cholo I haven’t tried this place yet

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

@na_cholo Hm. Looks like someone can’t read. There is no pilgrim on this menu. I get the pilgrim at GENE’s

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

Contrary to popular belief, I am not “Somethin’ else”

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

@ZachLit0506 When you think about it, no they’re not. “Clocks” are the original tik tokers. Delete this and kill yourself

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

If a chimpanzee was going nuts and trying to rip my face off, I would simply beat the shit out of it with a metal baseball bat. I would easily do that

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

Oh. My. God. Just got word from sources. Covid test was WRONG. It’s actually H1N1 he got from BIDEN who’s been carrying it around since 2011.

I’m feeling kind of out of it so not gonna text them back right now with questions. If they ask I’ll just say I got busy. But holy shit

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

@ZachLit0506 Pure shit and piss

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This just in - Kamala Harris has just announced her pick for VP, and that’s right it’s Lin Manuel Miranda. And he’s gonna be forced to dress up like Hamilton while he’s doing it. And I’m also hearing reports that they’re cutting a hole in his pants for his balls to hang out too

[Tybo @quigonbinladen]

@bennwalton Engaging with America’s Girl 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸❤️ seems like the twitter equivalent of putting out cigarettes on your arm for fun

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@sable_sonya Why no one looking at the OP comment history that wasn’t redacted

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@CrustPringle For real though fuck wall to wall carpet