Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer

formerly: @davideatspizza // i have 2 human daughters with 2 human names

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@OpinionsChris i backed the wrong horses lol but that’s okay. they now go to into my crazy right wingers bucket

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@FINALLEVEL watched johnny pneumonic recently. awesome movie and was great to see you and keanu. maybe another one??

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@RyanOpinions i had not thought about that dude in years,,,my god what happened

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@duffandopinions @OpinionsChris @cultureraccoon lol i stand by my statement on the matter

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@duffandopinions @OpinionsChris @cultureraccoon like God commanded abraham to cut the foreskin of his chosen people, God commanded high school baseball players to wear phiten necklaces

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@EthansOpinions fwiw i think seasons 1-2 are excellent. the pilot is also incredibly beautiful, if you haven’t seen it

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@EthansOpinions that was a reference to when i was telling you about bubly and you looked at me and said, “la croix?”

bubly is the freaking best

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@EthansOpinions la croix?

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@OpinionsChris @cultureraccoon for better or for worse, bieber is loyal to the core

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@duffandopinions @OpinionsChris very classy i like it

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@OpinionsChris @duffandopinions had this conversation with shannon last night—she doesn’t think i can rob banks *now* which is probably true. but i could have at one point

[Alex "Oxlade" Chamberlain @DolphHauldhagen]

i'll leave my venmo open for a few more days (or forever really) before moving the donations but i can attest to $300+ and that says nothing of what people have donated directly, so thank you—even if it sounds like not much, it is more than nothing and i deeply appreciate you all

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

seeing the security guard at the grocery store with the thin blue line shirt underneath his bullet proof jacket. Richard Jewel, you’re so sweet

“im law enforcement too”

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@duffandopinions @finsheridan the legend of lance brendan lives on forever in anderson. the stories are always the same, but each generation calls him something else. i knew him as drew. who can say what the next generation will call him?

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@OpinionsChris @duffandopinions left to his own devices, chris would exclusively watch grease 2. duffey you must understand this

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@cultureraccoon she has another pod??

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@OpinionsChris which way, western man?

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@OpinionsChris lol she accidentally facetimed me a couple of weeks ago. she hung up real fast. i texted her and wished her well. really took me back

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@RyanOpinions myspace came before facebook

[Dave “Billy the Kid” Tripamer @quiktripamer]

@OpinionsChris ours is a visa. i don’t know how that junk works tho.

also another reason we got it is because authorized user fee is $0. otherwise it’s a pretty expensive card but has nice bennys