Don Quillxote

Just a wandering hedgie, searching for the rare and elusive Best Novel Ever (and mealy worms). Don't touch my pokies. Watch my snuffler. Huff.

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

Made a pencil go wobbly #AndThenIKnew magic was real

[Danger Slater @Danger_Slater]

New superhero name: Napmonger

[Alexander Pennington @Authoralexp]

What are we?
WRITERS!
What are we gonna do?
WRITE!
When are we gonna do it?
*distant sobbing

[John helps you get published. @awesome_john]

Please stop waiting for the muse.

You're the muse. That's you. That's you thinking of the stuff and doing the work.

That's you.

It's okay to take credit for that.

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

@DavidKnuth3 @NamuratheLock @Missing_Feral @Sinnerella1 @thinkkimthink @2kewlabs @KT_Deathope @Hedgy_Hedgehog @Gnomeregan4ever @OtekahSunshield @ChilliDoor @dailyskyfox @desdi_draws @AndreaDeee @JustALizzy @Turnsky @Lady_Duskfall Huzzah!

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

I believe I found a new word to awkwardly force into today’s dialogue. 🧐😬

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

Let me in!
#3WordActOfKindness

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

Do not view the highway speed limit as a ceiling, but a sky to barrel roll into.
#WednesdayWisdom

[Elliott Downing @elliott_downing]

Did somebody say "CAVALCADE OF FUN AND FROLIC?"

Nobody said that? Oh.

*puts away panda costume and bike horn, sighs heavily*

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

#MyOnlyCrimeWas eating the Subway sandwich from the side while shouting rhetoric about the Visigoths

[marf @MarfSalvador]

me: [kicking leaves in the park]

wife: how are you getting your leg so high

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

Your steak has arrived
What the crap is that ketchup?
This date is over

#NationalHaikuDay

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

Them: how many words have you written today?

Me: 1,700. Nice turnout.

Editor, cracking knuckles: 12. Rest was shit.

Me: *le sigh

#writing
#amwriting
#nowamreading

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

Own a dachshund, name is Nougat. At the vet, however, his name is Nougastachio. At PetSmart, it’s Noog Nugenstein. At the office, Noogie Boogie Nougapistachio III.

Think he prefers Griff, though.

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

all the marvel movies are set in a world that is almost exactly the same as ours except without any marvel movies

[(Inactive) Chris Gardiner @CHGardiner]

"What's your most reliable source of joy in this world?"

"Oh, Hearthsto–MY KIDS I MEAN MY KIDS."

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

#ICanAlwaysCountOn Count Chocula to count me in on his numerology lessons on Sesame Street.

*assistant whispers in my ear*

Oh. Well, we can fix that comment in post. Now, back to Taxicab Confessions!

[Don Quillxote @quillxote]

Anyone remember Tales From the Crypt, and making pillow forts on Saturday nights to watch it on pirated cable?
#ThoseWereGoodTimes