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ex-X Twitter-quitter

[C W Gordon @CraigGordon1]

Incredible scenes right now with @campbellclaret on bbc news re @GaryLineker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Spoofed @spoofed_uk]

The Political Thriller of the Decade!! 🎥

#HandforthParishCouncil #Handforth #JACKIEWEAVER

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Beyoncé dancing to the original Grange Hill theme tune.

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

‘I’m sorry if you feel like people are being eaten’

[Rajesh Thind @RajeshThind]

Dad is in a hospital where porters + junior nurses are mostly Filipino & Black. When mum & I visited yesterday, we spoke in a mix of English & Punjabi.

Man in next bed:
“Gobbledegook!”

He repeats it, louder.

Me:
“We’re speaking another language & we understand it fine.”
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