Quinlan

Certified Nerd™️ B. Sc. Hons Micro/Immunology 🦠 Proud MLT 🧫

[Quinlan @quinclare_97]

Today, on Wyatt’s “Questions that don’t need answers”:

Do you think dead boobs are heavier than live ones?

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“I don’t know why they call them Nutrition Facts on candy…they’re just Facts. No nutrition whatsoever.”

-Wyatt

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Wyatt looking at jobs and reading qualifications:

“I can lift 50 pounds, just gotta give me a second.”

Sounds qualified to me 🤷‍♀️

[Quinlan @quinclare_97]

“I feel like people with attached earlobes were fish longer than the regular person.” -My ever-insightful, brilliant husband

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Wyatt, totally unprompted:
“They should make dishwashers with clear doors so you can see what the hell is going on in there.”

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

Idea for provincial & federal politicians today.

Trash the performative apologies & arguments about holidays. Commit BILLONS to completing the 94 calls to action from the T&R Commission.

Fund it by taxing the churches. Make them pay for the pain they've caused. Bare minimum.

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Update: my fiancé stopped on his way home from work and bought ice cream sandwiches for us

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True love is turning to your partner to tell them you’re craving ice cream sandwiches and them saying “why would you tell me thaaaat” because now they’re craving them too

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As the daughter of a woman who has given her all as a teacher from the beginning of the pandemic and is currently trying to keep her students and coworkers safe and in class: VACCINATE OUR TEACHERS. #VaccinateEducatorsNow

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@madison_sielski I definitely use a disposable pipette to add the perfect amount of mint extract to my hot chocolate

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To the people who put a “jump to recipe” option in their recipe posts: thank you...I don’t need to know your life’s story, I just need to see if I have all the ingredients for my meal

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Things I’ve learned today: sewing machines are like printers

They smell fear and urgency and act accordingly to make everything worse

[Quinlan @quinclare_97]

Get your COVID-19 information from a reputable source and watch this! Kyle Anderson was one of my professors during my degree, and he does a wonderful job addressing some of the more common questions regarding COVID-19 and the vaccine. Stay safe out there 😷

[Kyle Anderson @DrKyle]

I let my 2nd year biomedical undergrads ask me questions about covid-19. I figured other people might want to see some longer-format answers. It's 75 minutes, but I made up an index if you're curious.
Start: risk of consequences of a rushed vaccine
https://t.co/qr7EA3MmzW

[Quinlan @quinclare_97]

I’m obsessed with buying scrubs now so that’s cool

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I’ve got 99 problems and imposter syndrome accounts for 86 of them

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I think there’s food on your face but maybe it’s glitter- Fall Out Boy

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Right now my only motivation for finishing school comes from wanting a decent job so I can get a house so I can get more dogs

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I have a sneaking suspicion that a Venn diagram of the people who are anti-mask and the people who are anti-vax is in fact a circle....

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Sleeping through your alarm no matter how loud and obnoxious it is? Get a puppy. Rest assured you will be getting up early no matter what you did the night before.

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Other people’s blood + my sweat and tears=