Taylor

28yo Canadian milf, lover of lord of the rings, criminal minds, b99, and stardew valley 😍 MDNI

[angel ₍^. .^₎⟆ @dollygirlxox]

my ego says a remote controlled vibrator would have little to no effect on me if i needed to lock in

[Taylor @Quinoa4400]

@gildfae No, he is the greatest man ever created 😩 he would never

[pant pooper @thekingbugs]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 2 towers
*aide whispers in my ear* imagine 0 towers

[Taylor @Quinoa4400]

Lmao I’ve done this my whole life and thought I was just being a bitch - turns out I was having an autistic shutdown 😂

[𝑎 🐾 @SupItMEHH]

going nonverbal when i’m sad instead of speaking up like a normal person

[Taylor @Quinoa4400]

@muneygirl 😘

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

tits or ass?? idk probably the way her eyes sparkle when she tells me something she’s excited about

[Pagan Sky @deannajudd70]

💜

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

girl to girl: please don’t let adulthood take away your ability to be excited. scream over the concert tickets. get excited about your new dress. send your girls 40 pictures from the dressing room. be silly. life needs more of that.

[Artemis @artemys_nyxx]

I prefer my men nerdy, horny, dominant and respectful

[Taylor @Quinoa4400]

tmi and small talk don’t exist, hop in there like we’ve been rambling/yapping for ages

[🐇 @omgseraphei]

if u wanna dm me please act like we're already friends

[ZAHEER! @_zhaheer]

i hope the next global trend is empathy & critical thinking.

[Taylor @Quinoa4400]

Lmao I’ve had a similar thing happen to me

[eva baseball @NoPoasting]

fumbled a girl last night who asked me "do you often have trouble realizing when girls are blatantly hitting on you?"

[𝟒𝟒𝟒 @DEUILSTEARS444]

i am the way i am because i went insane at 13

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Concerts are where you realise how beautiful it is to be alive in this world.

[𝐭 ⋆ @seeklia]

yes i’m weird but it’s tight so

[Taylor @Quinoa4400]

@koriiun I’m real and I got cake 🍑

[Taylor @Quinoa4400]

@thc_madison just remembered you bought me a ticket to see my fav band. get over here so I can suck your dick as a thank you 😩

[Taylor @Quinoa4400]

Ah shit, I got like a year and a half to get a cat with anxiety