I am spending the last of my money to get drunk with my buddies and watch the greatest hockey team on the planet destroy the @CanadiensMTL on Saturday night. #sidneycrosbyisamericannow
According to the NHL's media site, the #LetsGoPens are beginning the regular season with the most players listed on injured reserve and/or non-roster with 10.
The next-closest team is San Jose with eight, then Edmonton with seven.
Current #fifthyear stats:
-8hrs screen time a day
-Cranking hog 4 times a day
-Chicken and rice three times this week
-One woman spoken too (buddies gf)
-75 times watched video of dude burping then shitting himself on this app
Younger brother and his buddies are doing shrooms tonight. Asked for a movie rec. Told them to watch the Sassy the Sasquatch show. They turned it off after 5 minutes and air played reels. Nuke the generation.