nqm

they say hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance? -Ronald Reagan

[nqm @quintobeanz]

If you’re going to use an AI flyer to promote your club event the bottle girls better look like that fr fr

[nqm @quintobeanz]

Becoming an adult is realizing your parents really had no business even looking at each other in the first place

[nqm @quintobeanz]

Portion it out into smaller containers (even baggies) and freeze it 🙏 y’all don’t be cooking fr

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need heavy whipping cream to be sold in smaller portions. I use a splash for one dish and then the rest just rots in the fridge. It’s too expensive to waste like that. Sell it in Jell-O-sized containers. I just need a splash.

[Me-Cah @bonquishaleaks]

If u ain't never kissed a stranger in the middle of the club are u really living?

[nqm @quintobeanz]

If you are using any sort of app/device to track your period/fertility in 2026 you are a fucking idiot

[nqm @quintobeanz]

I still have mine??

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

AGE CHECK : WHO HAD a Yahoo email address 👀

[nqm @quintobeanz]

Life is so peaceful when you’re bitchless

[nqm @quintobeanz]

So glad sports bras have come such a long way because like 10 years ago it was the equivalent of wearing a tourniquet

[nqm @quintobeanz]

Egyptians are like the Arab Mexicans and I will not be elaborating on this topic any further

[nqm @quintobeanz]

No longer accepting offers from men with no fathers omg truly an insufferable group of people

[nqm @quintobeanz]

No skips pure art

[SPIN @SPIN]

What are your feelings on Stadium Arcadium? 🪐

[nqm @quintobeanz]

God please release Mexicans from the shackles of believing they have to work 24/7

[#LONGLIVEKHAMEYEA @KHAENOTBAE]

just watched an elderly woman pick through every packet of grapes to make a separate one and realized in that aisle of Aldi that there is a limit to my optimism of ever salvaging this country

[nqm @quintobeanz]

U love me fr or u gunna make me take my retainer out?

[nqm @quintobeanz]

Ngl some of yalls bd kinda cool like idk girl maybe u were the problem

[nqm @quintobeanz]

No need for a period tracker I already know what’s up when I start tracking down every taco truck in southern wake county

[nqm @quintobeanz]

Don’t ask me wyd boy I’m going thru them likes

[nqm @quintobeanz]

No puedo dejar de pensar en ese Jude Bellingham ay mama

[nqm @quintobeanz]

Rodeo season babyyyy

[nqm @quintobeanz]

Rip Ariel Camacho that was bae fr