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I may or may not be watching like 8 animes at the same time. Don't judge me

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[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

I’m browsing comics in a geeky/nerdy store. A woman walks in and asks one of the guys at the counter:

Customer: “I need to get one of those weird-headed figures for my nephew.”

She points at the walls of Funko Pops.

Cashier: “Do you know which one he wants?”

Customer: “Star… something.”

Cashier: “Star… Wars? Star Trek?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Cashier: “Which one?”

Customer: “What’s the difference?”

Cashier: “How old is he?”

Customer: “Fourteen.”

Cashier: “Hmm, if he were younger, it might be Star Wars, but I know a lot of teens who are into Star Trek now. Does he like Darth Vader or Captain Picard?”

Customer: “I don’t know what any of those words mean.”

Cashier: “Is he into pew pew bang bang, or utopian space socialism?”

Customer: “What the h*** are you talking about?!”

I decide to help.

Me: “Ma’am, is your nephew the kind of kid who would do sports or join the debate team?”

Customer: “He’s… on the football team. Why is that relevant?”

Cashier & I: *Simultaneously.* “Star Wars.”

The cashier takes the customer to the ‘Star Wars’ section of the Funko Wall.

Cashier: “All of these are Star Wars.”

Customer: *Getting out a folded piece of paper.* “This is what he wants.”

The paper has ‘Ahsoka Tano’ written on it, and the cashier and I share a look of “couldn’t you have started with that?!”

The cashier got the Funko for her (she still didn’t know what she was buying, but she was happy to get out of there), and the cashier’s coworkers started mocking the cashier for how he tried to differentiate between the ‘Star’ franchises, resulting in a series of similar attempts by the rest of the workers after the customer had left:

Other Worker #1: “Ma’am, does your nephew like cowboys in space, or civil servants in space?”

Other Worker #2: “Ma’am, is he into space wizards or space accountants?”

Other Worker #3: “Ma’am, does he enjoy prophecies or performance reviews?”

And my attempt:

Me: “Ma’am, would he rather overthrow the government or work for it?”

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

Bobby Hutton was one of the founding members of the Black Panther Party. After being bombed with tear gas and trapped in a burning basement, he came out shirtless to prove he was unarmed and the police immediately shot him 12 times and he died. He was just 17 years old.

[min🪭🌸 @saccharinish]

if u ever wanna bring back a character who died in canon for a fanfic but u can’t figure out how, do it the mexican telenovela way: the character didn’t die they were just very badly hurt, but a kind passerby rescued them and nursed them back to health in the countryside, but +

[honeymoon 𓏲ּ𝄢 #BringBackValko @MrsSnowfish]

[Valko archive] Thread🧵. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ 🐺

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[eve ✩ @evergleeming]

this is very serious and could change the internet as we know it FOREVER. if you don’t want to have to upload your government ID just to use the internet at all, lock in and contact your reps.

🔗s BELOW TOO

[Regis⁷ @Me_regi]

Bring him back!! 😭😭

#BRINGBACKVALKO

[한숨 @latebirdwakeup]

개구리즈

[REUS | رويس @iREUS_SA]

Absolute Band by Emmanuel Gervasoni !

[♡ ♤ Kara ♧ ◇ @quirklessknight]

We're really gonna end up with 2 krypto the superdog animated series before we get a wonder woman series. Wild work

[Ning @saltandcreamz]

One piece two piece three piece four

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Duck gliding through cherry blossom water

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

defending a trillionaire

[Riri💢🇳🇴🇨🇭 @katsukeys_]

Uravity and Dynamight get paired up for a mission that requires covert undercover work and katsuki is the sexy distraction while ochako takes out six goons at once and that’s just their work dynamic for cases they have to solve going forth

[Inek ✮⋆ @misterstrawbrat]

AWWWW LUFFY IN THIS 🥺❤️