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I would slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.

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My girlfriend is like my Ferrari! I don't have a Ferrari.

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Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate.

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.

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I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.

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Never mind, forget I just said that.

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Unless life also hands you water and sugar, that lemonade is gonna suck.

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I have to sleep with a blanket no matter how hot it is.

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