Mary

A long time ago, we used to be friends. But I haven’t thought of you lately at all.

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

I made the mistake of offloading the app and when I redownloaded, it updated to “X” 🤢

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Lafferty is all of us.

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

Paramore is better than Green Day

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

Paramore better than Green Day? That's hilarious. Tell me more.

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

@ryansbergara Don’t forget LA is lucky enough to have Jun Endo on the ACFC 🙏

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The Texas Historical Commission removed books on slavery from plantation gift shops after an amateur historian sent several angry emails

https://t.co/ASWhsqtQ6n

[Chappell Roan Defense Attorney @Neil_McNeil]

I just think the Panera lemonade that kills people would fix me

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

It’s time for Bend it Like Beckham 2 where Jess and Jules are retiring after a long career playing for the English national team and on rival professional teams. They are of course married. They’re looking for their next step (putting together an expansion team?)

[Writers Guild of America East @WGAEast]

Unions for ALL! Solidarity with unionizing Volkswagen workers in Chattanooga ✊ #1u

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

"Gold is absolutely on our minds."

If the NHL goes to the 2026 Olympics, Team USA believes it can win its 1st gold medal since the Miracle on Ice. What the players are saying, what the roster looks like and can they actually beat Canada?

My story:
https://t.co/yXXOwqO3wC

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS HANUKKAH BABY

🐊https://t.co/nNcd2Y4YAH

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

@dreamwarrior26 I was remembering how embarrassing I used to be 🥲

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

coming home from a long day at work to my loving deer wife

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

@dreamwarrior26 dw I have seen the light

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

@dreamwarrior26 😅

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

@AnaheimDucks

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

@pattbb8 god I love an OT win

serotonin injected straight into my veins

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

@pattbb8 you’re going to make me cry

[Mary @QuiteeContrary]

@sportswithjohn I swore finally watching Ted Lasso wouldn’t get me interested in soccer but here I am, watching soccer.