Kate Ward

Sporadic wittering. In a past life I was @wardwalkslondon. She/they.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

Centrepiece cake for a #walrusteaparty @HornimanMuseum Designed, made and decorated by seven year old Lyra (it's a Victoria sponge iceberg, filled with Nutella, covered in marzipan. With a cocoa marzipan walrus.)

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@bbceurovision Hi! Is there a number I can call to clear up some misleading info about the hospitality suite. No response to emails

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@nxcare Yes. But an hour with no information is just too long to wait. What a shambles. I'll be making a complaint.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

Are you kidding me, @nxcare?! Now 50 mins at Hammersmith with a two children, waiting for a @nationalexpress bus journey that cost about £70 and no one answering any customer service queries. My son is three and his feet have gone numb.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@nxcare Any idea what's happened to the 18:05 032 Hammersmith to Southampton service? Waiting in the cold with two kids.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@nxcare Any idea what's happened to the 18:05 032 Hammersmith to Southampton service? Waiting in the cold with two kids.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

.@LG_NHS I'm experiencing brilliant medical care, but this is completely at odds with this inflexible policy. Please review.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@HarveyArchaeo Balls. As suspected. Damn iphones.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

Twitter test. Click for punchline.

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!

If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️

#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
https://t.co/SvPEQzHmYK

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@charleston51 @Lucy_Worsley I'll do that costume 😆

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@HarveyArchaeo WHOMP WHOMP YESSSS!

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@CharlieVivante Excellent dress!

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@sacha_coward Even having been the one growing those cells, it's still weird. That cell, those cells, then a full on body-but-tiny...it's pretty freaky. Then they're out, and it feels like they're still you but you're two separate bodies. Argh.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@CharlieVivante Eugh.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

I love you @BrockleyMarket, but this does not feel like a safe way to do my shopping. Too many people meeting friends, hanging out in the market or eating on the pavement outside. I think you need to revert to the limits you had for lockdown 1.

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@HarveyArchaeo @QuadError Yes! I'm thinking of The Montague Arms. Did you come down for a gig??

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@HarveyArchaeo @QuadError So long ago!

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@HarveyArchaeo @QuadError I don't think so? You were down in London, maybe unexpectedly, and I remember racing across town to meet you in a pub. It's the one which used to have loads of taxidermy (including a zebra on an old taxi, i think?)

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@HarveyArchaeo @QuadError That pub in New Cross? Not far from where I live?

[Kate Ward @quitekate]

@sacha_coward Crikey.

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