CM Quotes

Just your average, white, middle class homeboy trying to make it in Athens

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I have enough cum for 40 sailors

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If CM was in those planes on 9/11 it wouldn’t have gone down that way

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Lemme talk to that hole

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I don’t vote anymore. I’m gonna let the Muslims and the Jews take the wheel.

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She makes Lisa Ann look PG

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We fucked so hard I got up in the middle to throw up

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The only problem is she’s my age, and that’s just such a turn off

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No kink shaming, but piss play is not cool

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There’s like 2 feet of dick in this car

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She’s gonna marry a guy. Heavy milkers don’t belong to lesbians.

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I just want a high-quality blowjob from a low quality girl

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Fun fact I’m Eskimo brothers with a dead guy who lived thru the Great Depression.

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I’m horny as fuck she was a little granny baddie

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I’m reevaluating my entire life when I turn 30 until then I’m only fucking

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I don’t think I’ve made out with a girl and not fucked her in 5 years

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She’s pretty hot. I don’t know how I pulled that. She’s a sigma kappa, she’s 20 years old, I don’t know her name but

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It’s hard to have sex when you’re blackout high

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She kept calling me a naughty rascal last night

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I think I’m macking on this 80 year old chick