College 101

College Life

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Let's get drunk and forget about feelings.

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Freshman tips: Don't shave your pubes in the community bathroom.

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Roommate- "What time do you go to sleep?"
Me- "1030ish sometimes 4."

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No means yes, and yes means anal. #College101

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No 8am classes next semester!!

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They shouldn't be your ex if your ex is better than your next.

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Fuck I hate studying

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College = no good snacks😡

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Beer and Adderall gets me through college.

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It's Monday... I'll drink to that!

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Sundays = recovering from the weekend, doing laundry, and doing homework.

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And the worst smelling

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Those hangover shits... Possibly the best feeling ever

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Make sure you never run out of beer.

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Yep I'm turnt..

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It's time for a whole lot of football and alcohol!

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Who's turnt?

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please TURN THE FUCK UP!!