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Frank ocean sucks! #VMA2012

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Retweet this tweet and don't be gay or god will take a shit on you! #godshitsto

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Did someone say suit up??? #HOGS http://t.co/6ag73r4y

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Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry

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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

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What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on

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Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

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Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.

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Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?

It scares the shit out of her guide dog.

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My Prediction score for the razorbacks is 52 to 7

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Wish there was a rewind button in life

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Screw Spanish!

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Il a black Irish guy! Obama