Thomaston High

Out of context quotes from Thomaston High School. //not a snitch don’t worry. no names. no drama. here for the jokes.//

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

“To the girls who always left hair on the stalls in the bathroom, I hope you’re bald by graduation.”

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

“Ketamine and lifespan development. Sounds like a recipe for success.”

[John Michael Brody @jbroski16]

Idk bout y’all, but I def think it’s “Karen’s yelling at you for going 10 over while they’re on their afternoon stroll after their 10th glass of wine” season.

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

“Who’s barking in my hallway?!”

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

*talking about medieval times*
"Boys you weren't circumcised."
"WE GET A HOOD!!"

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

“I drive like I can afford a ticket.”

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

“Sometimes being a bad bitch gets you to me a dead bitch.”- kaylee falter

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

"I can't sing I'm illiterate. Wait how do you spell illiterate."

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

-the white powder incident
-over cooked broccoli incident
-yacker tracker
-the crying mix tape (select few will know)

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

Since everyone is talking about how this decade is almost over here’s a thread of some good old school memories!

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

The fact these are still at school trigger my fight or flight

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

"I just need to go home, take a lot of adderall, and do my homework. Where can I buy adderall?"

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

*bag of chips pop*
“GET DOWN!”

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

"Where's weeble wobble?"
"Who?"
"Fucking boomer Dora."

Guess who.

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

"I'm writing a horny indie song."

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

"If you wanted to go to heaven but god said VIBE CHECK."

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

"It it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer."

[Thomaston High @quotes_ths]

"It's not gay he's wearing socks."