Quotes by Brooke

Making things awkward since 1993

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“Saw dust is like glitter for men.”

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"Will you pass me the red top stuff?" (Soy Sauce)

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@quotesbyBrooke so we are going weast right????

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"This is Alli Lately with the one o'clock news."

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My eyes are raining.

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"Denial is just a river in Africa!"

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"Jesus raises the roof!"

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"They don't call me Coco Cream for nothing!"

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"I'm like a cop dog that's a cop. I can sniff out crime!"

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"Go sit over there and annihilate yourself!" "I think you mean alienate...."

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"I love eating tacos on a cold day. They just warm me up inside."

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"Look at this. I am still sweating!!!"

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"I'm not nasty, I just perspire more than the average human being."

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"Does someone need the heimlich remover? I thought I heard someone choking!"

[Trey Swaney @TreySwaney]

Aren't those people that cut down trees called the beanstalk people! Hahaha @quotesbyBrooke

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"I didn't know a mango was shape like a banana."

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"It's a crawfish party." (Crawfish boil)

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While eating crawfish. "Can I please have American food?"

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"I'm going to take all of your crazy socks and put them in your pillow case."

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🎶"Shine bright like an orange!"🎶 🍊🍊🍊