Quotes by Jones

quotes by UNW's illustrious English Professor Jones. send us more quotes and we'll tweet them!

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"It is interesting when you run up to a 'but' in the Bible. That sounded weird, that is not what I meant."

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"You can't sit in a cow, but you can sit with a cow."

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A bittersweet ending today. Thank you, Dr. Jones, for all you've shown literature to be and helping all of us see the magic of it.

Sincerely,
A graduating senior who will miss your classes dearly

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Watching The Crown, and someone actually said the bit about guests and fish...we've been proved wrong and Jones was right!

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"Fish and house guests. They both stink after three days... what? Haven't you heard that?" #JonesQuotes

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If I'm being honest, a class about the lyrics of Bob Dylan sounds pretty interesting. I'd take it, Dr. Jones

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Found in ND...

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"I'm so salty I could be Lot's wife."
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Our professor sent this out the day before our last class. He then proceeded to review all the material from the semester in this format 😂
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#AllTheMemes
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"Banditti -- little villains of the forest."

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#TheRomanceoftheForest

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#NotMuchHappens
#WellWeGetLouisBack
#AndWeLearnWhoTheodoreIs
#BuildUpToTheConclusion

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@GSchliesmann Or that we'll even read 13

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"How many copies of Moby Dick do you really need? Even Ahab only wanted one."

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Ending your essay with "in conclusion"
- dull
- repetitive
- unoriginal

Ending your essay with "that's my story and I'm sticking to it"
- powerful
- definitive
- clarifies whose story this is (yours) and what you're going to do (stick to it)

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"Conspiracy theory? More like Shakespeareacy theory!"

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"Murder is a very personal thing."

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"What do the kids say these days? Burn? Hashtag Burn? Hashtag Shade?"

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David Tennant, Catherine Tate, and Shakespeare references? Don't mind if I do

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*car alarm goes off during test*
Dr. Jones: hey you can dance to this! *Dances*

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#HWAET #JonesQuotes

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"The Russians were behind it! I heard it on the nightly news!" #JonesQuotes