True blonde.

Official quotes twitter page for Jdogg

[True blonde. @quotesfromJdogg]

"We're wasting squirrel food!!"
😂😂😂🌰🌰🌰

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"wanna see my bam bam?"

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Jdogg- "Sleep is for the weak"
But yet you go to bed at 8pm...?

[True blonde. @quotesfromJdogg]

Normal person: thermometer
Jdogg: thermomononomer

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Is that a tractor???

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A snowflake is stabbing my foot!

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I'm depressededed. #onlyablonde

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I feel like a banana🍌

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My eye is dispensing water 👀💦

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My shoe is footless

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O my boob

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*Jdogg says mittens without pronouncing the T's.*
Mom- Are you fricken British?!? NO! So go to your room and say it right!

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Sta-stiss-sticks 😂

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Person 1- he went from dating ____ to humping a dog..
Jdogg- that's practically the same thing.
#hatred #jdogg

[True blonde. @quotesfromJdogg]

**hallway talk**
Person 1- oh look a bird!
Person 2- ha. ha. Very funny.
**continues earlier convo**
••3 mins. later••
Jdogg- what bird?

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I forgot it was in my hand...

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Jdogg: What'd you call me??
Person: ..bitch
Jdogg: oh ok :)

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Is that a car?

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You don't sound Foreign you sound stupid #Jdogg

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We speak American