Quotes From The Loft

Anonymous quotes heard by the inhabitants of the loft

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"Dude there could still be dick in that drink"

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"Circles have nothing to do with geometry"

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The morning after

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"Girl that ain't no pool noodle that's my dick"

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"You can't bribe me with money. I have plenty of that" - you can guess

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"It's not even that expensive. It's like a $300 watch"

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"Seriously that was like hooker sex" "You would know..."

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"You know how sometimes when you're banging a girl and you feel it slip out? It felt like that the whole time"

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"Yeah she wanted us to stay around and watch a movie until she went and saw her divorce lawyer and I was like no we're leaving"

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"She was getting mad I didn't wear a condom and I was like bitch you post menopause anyways"

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"That kind of behavior creates a dog that shits on floors and steps on dicks"

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"Yeah just a second. Let me clean up this puke"

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"If I have fried chicken at happy hour, you can be sure that I am the conductor, main mechanic, and sole occupant of the struggle bus"

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"I'm not trying to look at fish I'm trying to fuck a bitch"

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"Wait... So you're flying in a girl to butt fuck?"

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"Y'all remember that girl I butt fucked in destin?"

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@ColinCurry9 that was no dream

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"This is the universe slapping me in the face with it's karma cock for being a son of a bitch the last 4 years"

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"Yeah Duh they put us in the retard circuit"

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"I've started treating food around here like an espn the Ocho announcer, 'Sounds like a bold strategy, cotton. We'll see how it pays off'"