Quotes of a Ross

Daft stuff my fiancée says

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“I’m scaring about the bearing”
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“I think they were French, those German bints”
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“Put that bedding in a big black bin bag!”
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“I thought there was a couple snogging by the bin but it was just a big bloke eating a sausage roll”
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“Are you on a bench or what mate?”
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“Would you shag Suzie Dent?”
Me: “100%”
“Me too”
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“Have you seen the video I sent you yet with the man with the sausage in the box?”
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“What’s this is called?”
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“Not even a whisper of a sleeve”
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“You could have had a four course meal on her cleavage”
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“Bedtime raps with Sugary Flaps”
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“There's a lot of shit in Radox you know, and you're soaking it up with your big organ”
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“It’s that bloody manager”
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“For a beefy guy you’re a piece of tofu”
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“Jizzy fuice”
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“Let’s watch that Ed Gains thing”
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“That must be quite a modern problem for a snail”
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“Even from the side I knew that was pies”
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“My new favourite way to have a jacket potato is to have two jacket potatoes”
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“Dream big, shit often”
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