Erin Out of Context

“I don’t kiss before marriage” ~~~ NOT A PARODY ACCOUNT… because she really says this stuff

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There’s a heaven for mashed potato lovers and a heaven for the rest

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Try having taquitos every year for your birthday

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My favorite animal is you talking to old people

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I’ve finally started to poop at work

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I poop and pee in the correct receptacles

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Do you think I’d ever mop these floors?

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I’m getting man hands because I have to do all the blue collar jobs around this place!

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Get a bumper sticker that says HEY I’m an idiot driver!

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He’s like the Helen Keller of bunnies

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“I feel like umbrellas should be like handicap spots for gingers”

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They don't need to send me to prison. Every day of this godforsaken earth is a prison sentence for me.

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Tossed my drink to the wind

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The turtles love this weather

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how much dog would a hot dog dog if a hot dog could hot dog