Quotes of Quelmar

A community-led effort to document the most outrageous things overheard at @TheQuelmarRealm games, live as they happen! 🐉

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“I’m not a door hatch, for fuck’s sake.” - Gary
By:Dwarf Enjoyer

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"House of Bosco"
By:thejamesruth

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"Free the Doormat Queen at last" - Tyrn
By:ms.lilth

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Pixia: “They said ‘this is a robbery’, so I’m robbing them!”
Sasha: “Of their lives?!”
Pixia: “Yeah!”
By:jaelthejust

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“Dave didn’t exist until March 1st 2023 when I met him in person for the first time” -Mercedes
By:lunadix

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"I only play in official Quelmar games" --Jeff
By:mikroeinaitomatisou

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“Does a 29 hit?” -Margarita
By:jaelthejust

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“This table has balls???” - Gavin
By:Dwarf Enjoyer

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"Don't kill us tomorrow. Thank you. Good Niiiiight" -Rachel
By:Glazando

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"I also made the bed of worms, might have to lie in it."
By:SilentDarknes

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"That's right. You are not a shovel." -Sabbatical
By:Warden

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“A leader does not black mail. A leader simply finds creative solutions to problems” -Prince Meriandor
By:jaelthejust

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Satch as Drang: *Eats healing potion, bottle and all, fed to him by Tristram*
Me to Satch: “Take two piercing damage from the bottle <realization that Drang is raging>
Me to Satch: “DON’T THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND THAT YOU CAN CUT THAT IN HALF! THERE IS NO WORLD IN WHICH YOU

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DM: “What’s your damage type?”
Player: “Monkey, magic monkey.”
By:K-dawg12

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Drang: My AC is 18, DOG.

Patrick: Nat 20, DOG.
By:scott topic

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By:SilentDarknes

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"I could have sworn we only had 9 baboons"
By:Beese