wilson quotes

the good, the bad, and the funny of the extended fam. curated by sadie, brooke, and wren.

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wren’s hidden opinion of sadie’s instagramming: a thread

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"is 'piña colada' a different language?" – Mom

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sadie: sometime i google the answers to my questions.
brooke: i can honestly say i’ve never done that.
sadie: you’ve never had a question?
brooke: NO!

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sadie: i wonder why we do spring forward and fall back.
brooke: because of the farmers?

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dani: what does st. germain taste like?
[simultaneously]
cashier: elderflower
sadie: magical fairy juice

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mo: she said she feared for her life, which was dumb, because i only hit her a total of two times!
sadie: yeah, with a metal door.

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“i think we should legalize pilates” – Wren

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“sometimes i worry that i should be making friends, but with friends comes the pressure to… BE with them” – Mom

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[wren trying to say air hockey]
wren: hairy cock

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[brooke and wren come up the stairs making a high pitched beeping sound]
brooke, cheerfully: we’re carbon monoxide detectors!

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sadie: shut the door, it invites demons in.
brooke: how would you know if a demon came in?
sadie: … because the door would open.
[from february 15 2014]

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sadie: are you philosophizing?
brooke: no, i was staring at the globe and then my foot was itchy and i wondered about the planet africa.
[from june 28 2015]

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sadie: it follows a sinusoidal pattern.
brooke: yeah, a supercidal.

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[playing a game about guessing the scents of candles]
brooke: oh. it’s a scented candle!

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brooke: pick a letter!
wren:
wren: orange!

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“it’s like mitch mullally” — mom referring to john mulaney

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“it’s giving pregnant. it’s serving absolute embryo, sis.” – sadie

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“whips and chains may break my bones but words can never hurt me” – rihanna, apparently? according to mom

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sadie: the thing about soup is that it lies to you.

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mom: if my finger keeps bending, i’m a tortellini.

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[genna and mary about to delve into excruciating detail of the omegaverse]
sadie: can i pee first?
mary and genna, simultaneously: no.