mikey (freed)

off enjoying irl. will be back when i get a new job

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

okay I’m officially unemployed so I’m deleting twitter so as not to ruin my life ✌️

Will be back when the man got me down again

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

"TEXAS IS GOOD EVERYTHING IS BIG"

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

@noza_0911 Deep Ellumに泊まってるんですか！？！？そんで歩いて帰るなんて…なんて危ないことしてるんだってレベルじゃありませんよ、ダラスの子供はみんな「あそこだけは絶対行くなよ」って言われて育つもんなんで

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

@1059kanri 「コスパ」って単語使ってる時点で面白いんですよ。もとは英語なんで意味は通じるんですけど、あんま日常的に使わないやつで日本語感覚で言うと外国人が「コストパフォーマンスがよろしいステーキですね」的なことを言ってるイメージ

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

Mamdani’s been doing his best to get those crime rates down but what the poor mayor didn’t realize was that the Knicks were gonna be in the finals

[Raijin @TempestRaijin]

@tlop444 new york no matter who wins:

[BON @Gresham2x]

Wemby crying like he not 14 years old you have like 7 more opportunities at this you sociopath

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

Breaking my twitter fast to celebrate Comrade Wembanyama’s victory over the forces of evil that inhabit the Okkklahoma City Thunder

Glory to the People’s Republic of San Antonio and all who champion it

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

i forward someone this @jamiekeiles newsletter from 2016 at least twice a year

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

@jmlee337 glad i logged back in on my pc to comb through the many book recs i have in my bookmarks bc you're so right

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

okay I’m officially unemployed so I’m deleting twitter so as not to ruin my life ✌️

Will be back when the man got me down again

[Star Slop @starslopped]

this is too personal

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

I think this was prob about romance but I am retweeting it to mean my boss

[🜚 @vo_ro_na]

Sometimes you can't tweet because The Person will see

[🜚 @vo_ro_na]

Sometimes you can't tweet because The Person will see

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

sorry I’m late for work, I had to stand in the shower staring at the wall with the water running over my body as the horrifying reality of being an adult in a world full of unspeakable atrocities began to suffocate me and I simply couldn’t step out of the shower and face it all

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

@keidokindness fr “on 神様” has infected not only my vocabulary with my friends but my internal monologue. I catch myself thinking that shit daily what have you done to me

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

@MurasakiNoTako1 I saw this tweet when you posted it and ignored it bc I haven’t played persona 3, thinking that you were talking about the char changing skin tones or something lol. But then I saw a JP quote saying this is ur OC that YOU DREW and now I’m losing it

[Ryan @ryandpetersen]

People end up ghosting the world because they get stuck on the order of operations, i.e. “I can’t text you back cause I gotta reply to this work email, but before that I should call my Mom, and I really need to pay my electric bill first…so lemme just scroll my feed for a sec”

[mikey (freed) @quothen]

@hyperdiscogirl it’ll only really be perfectly clear as you fill in the water. If you start stirring again you’ll never truly get rid of everything, so the eye test of “clear water”is just “can I see the whole top layer of rice clearly if I don’t touch it after pouring in water”

[didi ⚢ @deediedoedum]

being a person is so humiliating

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

my quality of life would probably be significantly better if i deleted twitter but unfortunately some of you people are really funny

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it