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They say life is short, but it is long and it is lonely. So, if you manage to find a group of souls who will tolerate you and elevate you, and one who will especially love you... well, that is all it's about. That is what the fight is really for.

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After what we just did, you're probably pretty dehydrated.

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J.C. ghost you on Bumble?

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You do not get to vanish! YOU ARE ARCHITECTURE!

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Eighteen months to practice, all you got is older.

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King of the incantations!

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Oh, my God. I finally get Wynonna's bad boy thing. Chicken-kicker is hot.

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This isn't a secret wife, Nicole. This is the matrimonial icing!

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Sheriff, I'm sick and tired of listening to all the disgustingly hot premarital sex you've been having in my house.

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Still gay.

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You and Nicole best friends now?

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She walked into a roadhouse bar, you whipped off your shirt and that was that! Like a beautiful fairytale porno.

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I never get sick of being right.

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Wynonna Earp. You are chosen. Get it, girl.

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I come bearing apology beer.

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Champ: How can someone so pretty be so smart, huh?
Waverly: Because they are not mutually exclusive.

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Nicole: Things have kinda gotten...
Waverly: Earped?

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Nobody ever uses this couch.

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Should... should we have a safe word? Like, if I say, "tacos are tasty", send in the backup?

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You are wrong, Wynonna. You are the best of us.

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Alright, just give us the evil spiel.

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