Only the true believers are still among us. ๐
We have a lot of work to do to show this cult to the people. ๐
But you know what really matters? ๐
Itโs that we align perfectly with Alonโs vision.๐
The cult is in place โ join before itโs too late, because itโs too good to fade.๐
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Lots of talk about cults on @pumpdotfun recently, but a cult needs an idol.
Reintroducing #asdfasdfa : the Cult of @a1lon9
The year is 2025. Alon enters "jew mode," testing $PUMP tokens that he's about to sell for billions and billions of dollars....
๐ The Cult of Alon is spreading. Check how many twitter accounts already added the pill to their name - let's raid some kols and get them in the cult!
Pssst... anon... did you know @pumpdotfun deployed their own easter egg coin while testing $PUMP?
Watch this (https://t.co/VqRWcLenqO) or read below!๐ฅ๐ถ
Here's the definitive, 100% proof ๐๐
Following the $PUMP presale, we can see that $PUMP has been moved from treasury wallet (https://t.co/lUyG3ahCVA) to buyer's wallets. Note this treasury wallet's owner is a program "sa1" - this comes up later.
Let's look at one of these transactions. (https://t.co/tDLzI7QE4o)
These transcations have one main signer - wallet "5ph." Also note the "sa1" address appears again.
This means that wallet "5ph" has ultimate control over the $PUMP treasury wallet - and has to be controlled by Alon.
That same wallet, "5ph," has created numerous test $PUMP tokens over the last month, with the recent tokens having matching metadata to the official $PUMP token. (https://t.co/qtDlFHDzAK)
"5ph" also directly created the "sa1" wallet, which controls distribution of $PUMP: (https://t.co/SE2es2GmMm)
This proves that Alon controls wallet "5ph," since it controls all of the official $PUMP tokens, and has been creating test tokens for over one month.
Wallet "5ph" directly funded the #asdfasdfa dev over a month ago: (https://t.co/MhAOW7mbNj)
This proves Alon also created the dev wallet for #asdfasdfa - and was the dev of #asdfasdfa.
Interestingly, #asdfasdfa had no trades until this week - but had multiple test livestreams by the dev in mid-June. Didn't Alon say pumpfun is moving towards livestreaming? (https://t.co/UElO6aICmy)
In fact, just minutes before launching #asdfasdfa, Alon tweeted "creator capital markets. soon everyone will understand." (https://t.co/MFK5qHqCEg)
The evidence is there, anon. Can you afford to be wrong when we flip monkephone and TST?
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@a1lon9
After deep on-chain analysis, We found undeniable proof that ASDF was https://t.co/isJUZFnneg's test token.
Full investigation with transaction links below ๐งต๐
https://t.co/8OirzwlulP