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I think of all the amazing people I've met.
I realise most of the planet will never meet any of them.
I did.
I am grateful.

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Not wanting to play as Louis Lane in a Superman game means you hate women.

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

Apparently wanting to play as the title character instead of his dead wife means you hate women

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Unedited, not AI

[Beardson 28 @BeardsonBeardly]

bro has been crying for 2 months about getting punched (which he probably staged himself), blamed Nick, and now has the audacity to do this lmao what a clown

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@Dillonverse Happy pride month

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@egoprry @rizz_aah Ironic autobiography name from a fed.

[EMP ALC @empireAlC]

Is it safe to say now that every Insomniac character dresses in the same dull, pale, uninteresting, boring, uninspired, drab, flat, and sauceless clothing styles in EVERY GAME

[yeunrlsd @yeunrlsd]

@jomeniqo Why are we acting like Carnival is bad in the big 2026

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MS Autopilot was such an unwanted failure that
that Microsoft are renaming it.

Currently the paperwork says it will be consensual but MS is not exactly a consumer-prioritizing corporation and they can sneak consent into terms & conditions.

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

❗️ Peak slop achieved: Microsoft announced "Scout," an always-on AI agent that reads your email and chats and acts on your behalf unprompted. They call it an "Autopilot." It's the sloppification of work: AI slop now runs all day reading your inbox.

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@Howlingmutant0 @KyleMcCordMuse The jury was from an area with a disproportionate amount of Blacks I think 40+% of pop. Chow was denied his multiple attempts to change states to get a fair jury.

It's safe to say there were Black people on the jury and having seen the evidence, confirmed it was self-defence.

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

🤡 And here's the kicker: German MPs have "Indemnität", near-total lifelong legal immunity for what they say in parliament. A citizen gets fined for calling the chancellor a liar in a Facebook comment.

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@CBP Please share what specific country these are from.

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Semantics aside, there are objectively cool, objectively feminine women and I can like them without being a fruit, without aspiring to be feminine, or without having an identity crisis.

A man can like Harley Quinn
and a woman can like the Joker.

Nintendo made feminine games just for Peach and just for Zelda. No clue how well they did but there was no news about their success or failure. Notably, there was zero outrage for either game because it's never been about oppressing women or whatever victim fantasy libs want to make up.

[Mikey NohMore @MikeyNohMore]

Not trying to snipe at this guy in particular, but there's been a growing "women are only cool when they act like men" attitude going around the past few years, and it's lowkey kind of sexist.

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I saw a similar story earlier this year, also in Germany but IDK if the politician that was being roasted was also Jewish or not.

Note: there's nothing antisemitic about the term Lying Fritz (Fritz is just a nickname for Friedrich).

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

🚨🇩🇪 Germany just fined a citizen up to a month's income for posting "Lügenfritz" ("Lying Fritz") about Chancellor Friedrich Merz in a Facebook comment.

Politicians love to call themselves the guardians of democracy. But Germany has a special law that gives politicians MORE legal protection from insults than ordinary citizens get. The powerful, shielded from the powerless who criticize them.

Fining people for airing their opinion is how you take free speech away. It makes the government the editor of every sentence you publish.

[FeelsGuy @FeelsGuy2003]

If the GOP won’t defend the dignity of marriage, then they deserve to lose every single election till the end of time.

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He couldn't beat a guy whose name I already forgot in a state he already won 6-7 🤷‍♂️times .

This is cope.

What isn't cope, is saying he may magnetize enough votes to make Vance lose.

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

Dave Smith said Thomas Massie has "a really good shot to win" if he runs for President in 2028.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

.@ByronDonalds calls abortion a “medical procedure.”

It’s not. It’s murder.

As Governor, I’ll protect every pre-born life from the moment of conception.

[Jahruto Guzumaki @DahjVypa]

Niggas not playing no goddamn Mom Of War 😂😂😂

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The charitable take is this is corporate trying to bait women into playing videogames.

This wouldn't make sense for hardcore games like Hades or Hollow Knight. As for the lower entry games, the women would be prettier because being chopped or mid isn't a fantasy.

[Nahum (Thomas Aquinas's best student) @naheshas]

I noticed some interesting patterns here

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@TheeDrGroyper Congrats