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[david @qwuttf]

@jessyttv Thank you!

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

“Did you hear what happened to Clav? Pretty crazy, huh? Hope he is ok”

[Jakey @SolJakey]

Be retarded

Stop getting anxious

[FAIS🧊 @Faiissx]

$$$4U and Drive be like…

[david @qwuttf]

@Skiddler Glad he’s doing better 👍

[david @qwuttf]

@Skiddler The big 3

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

A man has only 5 ways out of depression:

- Making money.
- Hitting the gym.
- Believing in God
- Chasing his purpose.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

if i can smell yo breath with yo mouth closed you need to go to the hospital

[6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv]

Costco’s Kirkland releases 30g protein shakes for roughly $1 each

[doomer @uncledoomer]

HOW ABOUT EIGHT INCHES

AND JOLLY

[Zack @Asmongold]

@Dexerto In a lot of ways I feel bad for her, a hog like this should have never been born into the modern age

Her destiny was to dig potatoes out of the ground and worship pagan deities but through some aberration of fate, she's here with us now attempting to use cars and computers

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Imagine saying Steph Curry is the best shooter of all time when this guy is alive

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Icy Veins @icyveins]

This $3,700 flex will become farmable in MoP Classic starting Dec 9. Now the question is: will it ever transfer over to retail?

https://t.co/1mqbcJnQDO

#warcraft

[david @qwuttf]

BaC
Bitches As Code

We’re so close

[369 Labs @369labsx]

slideshow prompts to go viral:

{
"subject": {
"description": "A young woman taking a mirror selfie, playfully biting the straw of an iced green drink",
"mirror_rules": "ignore mirror physics for text on clothing, display text forward and legible to viewer, no extra characters",
"age": "young adult",
"expression": "playful, nose scrunched, biting straw",
"hair": {
"color": "brown",
"style": "long straight hair falling over shoulders"
},
"clothing": {
"top": {
"type": "ribbed knit cami top",
"color": "white",
"details": "cropped fit, thin straps, small dainty bow at neckline"
},
"bottom": {
"type": "denim jeans",
"color": "light wash blue",
"details": "relaxed fit, visible button fly"
}
},
"face": {
"preserve_original": true,
"makeup": "natural sunkissed look, glowing skin, nude glossy lips"
}
},
"accessories": {
"headwear": {
"type": "olive green baseball cap",
"details": "white NY logo embroidery, silver over-ear headphones worn over the cap"
},
"jewelry": {
"earrings": "large gold hoop earrings",
"necklace": "thin gold chain with cross pendant",
"wrist": "gold bangles and bracelets mixed",
"rings": "multiple gold rings"
},
"device": {
"type": "smartphone",
"details": "white case with pink floral pattern"
},
"prop": {
"type": "iced beverage",
"details": "plastic cup with iced matcha latte and green straw"
}
},
"photography": {
"camera_style": "smartphone mirror selfie aesthetic",
"angle": "eye-level mirror reflection",
"shot_type": "waist-up composition, subject positioned on the right side of the frame",
“aspect_ratio”: “9:16 vertical”,
"texture": "sharp focus, natural indoor lighting, social media realism, clean details"
},
"background": {
"setting": "bright casual bedroom",
"wall_color": "plain white",
"elements": [
"bed with white textured duvet",
"black woven shoulder bag lying on bed",
"leopard print throw pillow",
"distressed white vintage nightstand",
"modern bedside lamp with white shade"
],
"atmosphere": "casual lifestyle, cozy, spontaneous",
"lighting": "soft natural daylight"
}
}

[Vyll @VyllLive]

Let’s do another💰gold giveaway💰10k added to the pool per retweet up to 5,000,000 gold!

Retweet to enter
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