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mad and nude in quarantine, online. pronouns are fam/fam

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

@edzitron that's one for the perineum

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

@lifewinning i have a friend who managed an independent video rental shop in the early 2000s, DM if you want a connect

[Jaime Omar Yassin @hyphy_republic]

Here's my report on last night's kind of outrageous Council budget meeting. https://t.co/h7DAbpIza1

[Caroline Haskins @car0linehaskins]

Oh man. De Blasio just announced that he's forming a fireworks task force including over 40 law enforcement officers, including 12 FDNY officers, to respond to illegal fireworks. It'll involve "undercover buys" & "sting operations."

[Caroline Haskins @car0linehaskins]

Oh man. De Blasio just announced that he's forming a fireworks task force including over 40 law enforcement officers, including 12 FDNY officers, to respond to illegal fireworks. It'll involve "undercover buys" & "sting operations."

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

@burgerwave lol

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

@jbrewerjera it has to do with biden speaking primarily in shitty non-sequiturs

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
still no one:
biden campaign: grandmas have had their run.if you're grannie dies u shouldn't be sad

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Trump talks tough on Venezuela, but admires thugs and dictators like Nicolas Maduro.

As President, I will stand with the Venezuelan people and for democracy.

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

if you promise to keep marching until there are no more police i promise to keep shooting off fireworks to give you something to speculate about on twitter

[Jaime Omar Yassin @hyphy_republic]

Last week I commented how this almost seemed like a joke, or trolling. But the commitment to the idea that the only unit OPD is willing to turn over to civilian control is "crossing guards" says its real.

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

became absolutely convinced in the shower today that i would name my future child "Ironsides"

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

@avibryant pretty sure telephone sanitizers are in the left hand column this time around

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

alameda never change. lmao i know you won't

[Miss Coca ❄️ @ally_cocaine]

One thing about a nigga from Oakland he gone roast yo ass 😂😂 y’all watch this shit 😭😭

[Miss Coca ❄️ @ally_cocaine]

One thing about a nigga from Oakland he gone roast yo ass 😂😂 y’all watch this shit 😭😭

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

@zei_squirrel lol holy shit

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

@sethboyer horny for ending the cops on main

[stupidosexual @qwzybug]

@sarahmirk it was struck in a passive voice involved headline