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𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐎𝐧 𝐌𝐲 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐝

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Manchester United

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

Write a sad story using 2 words.

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Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

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@FranklinPrja Hi

[𝑺𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒏 𝑵𝑴𝑲 🧉 @namekoisvnr]

Les japonais quand ils oublient de retirer les piles de leur meuf

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@mediastorm_en

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6 games 6 points

[Fabrizio Laporta @FabrizioLaparto]

🚨 Real Madrid confirm Fede Valverde has been diagnosed with a grade 3 anal tear

The Uruguayan midfielder will be out for two weeks

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Except mainoo sell the rest of those fcking idiots

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Nominated for the 2026 Ballon d’Or ⬇️

@B_Fernandes8
@ManUtd
@selecaoportugal

#ballondor

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Carrick substitution timing pathetic tbf

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Same old shit

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@_onemufc INEOS is responsible for this

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@RBetisCantera Fuck you guys

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INEOS you can't fool us

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United have made a deadline day enquiry for Manchester City left-back Rayan Aït-Nouri.

Unclear if talks are going to progress this evening following an initial approach. #MCFC believe a deal is unlikely.🇩🇿

With @SamC_reports and @alex_crook for @talkSPORT

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 BREAKING:

Sources have suggested Manchester United signing a left-back before the transfer deadline is NOT going to happen. #MUFC [@sistoney67]

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INEOS DO SOMETHING!!!

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Luke Shaw vs Olise

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our 2026/27 #UCL games are set 🍿

[🍜 @r00hiit]

Mbappe edit incoming

[samuel @samuelzxis]

O cara foi prender a respiração e simplesmente tombou, pqp a pressão dele baixou na hora que bizarro, E pq que o peito direito dele tá branco?? ☠️..

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We will host Brighton in the third round of the #CarabaoCup! 🏡

[(only support the stadium) @selfcontrI]

Enzo maresca in the dressing room with haalands leftover hair from the haircut while there are 12 players in total left in the club