250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.
Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.
Donโt talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.
"If a tree falls on a niษกษกer, and nobody is around to hear him, does he really make a sound?"
"AHHH, MUH FUGGIN LEGS, GET OFF ME MUFUGGAH"
"Shut up niษกษกer I'm trying to think."