@shedrinkswater Beautiful follicular description of the pulsating desire the secret side guy invokes in the foid before she lets him ‘rape’ her into pure ecstasy during ovulation week.
She should write up another juicy fanfic like this, but instead describing her luteal/menstrual “boyfriend” :)
@dark_triad_jim Most guys are absolutely cucked. Some of this stems from genuine naivety, but more commonly it’s denial of what they know deep down to be true. Too mortified at the thought of looking through her phone, he engages in ego-protective delusions of grandeur… “My woman would never!”
The new Tinder/Mutual™ Sexual Relief Society one-shotting our women? Impossible… Total instagramification? Church-approved goon material, bro!
The spirit of the Restoration has all but faltered since The Schism on the River. What was 1844 if Brighamite fruits are now rotting?
That's right. Nobody is escaping this.
The Mormons are below replacement. The Muslims are below replacement. India is below replacement. America is below replacement. Mexico is below replacement.
Even Communist North Korea is below replacement!
@notyourkimberly Tomboyish ‘women’ always turn out to be the most disturbing/ depraved nymphoid freaks one could encounter. Prob smth to do w their ++androgen lvls and boiling self-resentment over their spiritually dysmorphic inner state. They offer a nice pseudo “one of the bros” experience tho
@GodClosePopeyes He could’ve just been good ol’ uncle Shroyer… Wtf happened to this guy? Was Owen successfully initiated into the Anal First movement? Is this a subconscious cry for help?
@wanted4mogging The worst clinginess comes from the lying whore you dumped months back. Block her digis and she continues to spam call you from new numbers. I had one who traveled an impressively long distance across state lines show up to pelt my windows and kick through a locked patio door lol
@dmoonlives If you become extra good at reading “body language”, you’ll notice that inborn physiognomical qualities of deceit reveal themselves long before their face begins to subtly contort into anxious expressions of shameful guilt at the external reminder of their wicked transgressions..
@CharlotteFang77 This is psychopathically disingenuous horseshit lmao. Fraudulent lil kowtow nod along with the attempted cerebral self-abdication and deferral of responsibility. Pathetic and poorly veiled whorecope