jason

he/him

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

I’m going through things you can’t even find on reddit

[solé @layxsnv]

i absolutely cannot wait until it’s 70 degrees at night and daylight until 9pm again

[30 @hoodii30]

this kendrick vs drake for bisexual niggas

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Thinking about burgers

[Alexis Johnson @alexisjreports]

We stopped another Chiefs Super Bowl just to get another Patriots Super Bowl

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[quartz @quartzmorrigan]

they should let that horny heavy breathing dude from deftones take a whack at the national anthem. like fuck it who cares

[alfonso @alfonseaux]

Going from halloweekend straight to 3pm sunsets …

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

I'm something of a white mystery myself...

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

me with my sports teams

[✨🥚✨ @toothyhellbeast]

All white guys look like this now but none of them are doing leftist terrorism anymore smh

[ira 🌲 @ira_xu]

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you

[Keen @KeenhearingYo]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[Jorge ꗞ @djodjeee_]

This aint even a joke no more this is just creepy

[angie 🫧🐬 @ih8petewentz]

you’re laughing. ozzy osbourne was just reincarnated as trisha paytas’ son aquaman and you’re laughing.