soph 🧪🫧

[hera @shiningdaisies]

mayor zohran mamdani i need a will to live

[cassie 🧃🧃 @thepinkhour]

"listen to your body" my body wants to die bro

[average joe @lastbookmark]

the summer i turned suicidal

[.angie • |-/ • 5 @ftwgd]

it's not cool to be unphased about the 100% solar eclipse. you're boring if you're unphased. where's the whimsy in your life. where's the simple joy. the next one is in 60 years.

[lilo💋 @factsaccountt]

The way Hollywood has normalized extreme thinness again while we all pretend it isn’t happening is genuinely disturbing

[Chaos @kizzriee]

Boy math is calling women "bad drivers" when in fact men are responsible for 73% of car accidents..
Boy math is calling women
"emotional" when men are responsible for 90% of violent crimes..
Boy math is calling women
"dependent" even though women carry out about three times more unpaid care and domestic work than men around the world..
Boy math is calling women as being "overly sensitive" even though women score higher in cognitive empathy in 57 countries.

[goma @soigomaa]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology

[kali ⋆ (ms. dopamine) @ms_d0pamine]

when trump dies the first thing im doing is opening twitter

[erika🌹 | (def no lower than a soft 6) @honeymoonaries]

tbh go ahead. don’t wear sunscreen, don’t get vaccinated, drink raw milk, practice a carnivore diet. i want to start being able to get concert tickets again

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* sorry, you're just being really sexy right now. continue.

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

is this a manic episode or are we just so back

[kait ⟡.· @kaitzey]

call my panties 9/11 the way bush is behind it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i DO NOT like when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"Well, if that’s sexual assault, then that means countless men have assaulted women."

Ding ding ding.

[Beer Mat Critic @beer_mat_critic]

Deport the prick who put his hands on Martin Brundle.

#F1 #MonacoGP #F1FTA @pitlane_girl

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

"why don't you ever hang out with us"
i'm autistic you didn't specifically invite me like a vampire