Dave LaCasse

That feeling when you've been a father of 3 for 3 years & your Twitter profile says you're a father of 2. Sorry, Twitter, I haven't kept y'all abreast.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@zacobson My head totally agrees with you. Trust the docs, trust Micah, and enjoy that half season plus or minus. (Well, enjoy all the season, but enjoy Micah for whatever we get of him.)

My heart insists he'll be going full speed at the start of training camp and get 5 sacks in week 1.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@imnighthawkkk @mattschneidman Galaxy brain: Schneidman confirming for us & keeping his people in 1265 happy at the same time. Pure genius.

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

A mind-blowing-but-true fact about Trump's stock trading.

Trump traded up to ~$700 million in stock in Q1 of 2026.

The 535 Members of Congress made ~$635 million in trades in 2025.

Trump bought and sold more stock in 3 months than all of Congress put together did in a year.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Your AI slop bores us

@ticketmaster

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@WildeAndTausch @ESPNMilwaukee @ESPNbd @ESPNMadison @ESPNRadio Option 3: would prefer another time but it doesn't ruin my Christmas. Always love watching the game with family.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@zacobson Except I'm guessing Trump's solution is money in Trump's pocket.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@KenIngalls With Hobbs & McManus designated post-June 1, are we going to have to wait until June to get extensions signed for more guys, or do they still have the room to get the extensions done right away?

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@AaronNagler Call out "Nagler sucks!" & see what he says.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@zacobson They're going to have an introductory press conference & "Jonathan Gannon" will just be MLF with a fake bushy mustache.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@RossUglem "You've got class in an hour but nobody's cleared the foot of snow that's still coming down, but the campus is still open. Movespeed reduced 90%, chance of hypothermia increased 50%"

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@soIoucity Bro is gambling $25k on getting an 8.7% interest rate.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@KenIngalls I could see them doing a 1-year extension that isn't the full 5th year but still guaranteed for him. Something like $8-10m, freeing them up to extend him & convert that to signing bonus to free up cap space, or maybe it guarantees on the 3rd day of the league year.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@MeanMisterKien It's all generational, which is why I like the Rushmore approach. Still plenty of room for argument but both MJ & LBJ are on the NBA Rushmore.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@Hypatia1776 @secularprolife But... we DO ban beating wives. That's domestic violence & that's a crime. We're not banning sex (ie banning alcohol in your analogy).

So... I think we're all in agreement? Don't ban sex or alcohol, ban abortion & domestic violence? Good meeting!

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@kenzianidiot Malibu wishes she could come out & play with you for your birthday.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@ved1024 It's been a good 5 years, but I went to a Packer game at Scoreboard & had a great time. Not sure if they're still a Packers bar or if they'll show the draft instead of having music, worth a call though.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@TylerHerrick Your joke tweet ruined my life

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@JacobMorley @AaronNagler Maybe if they think he's this much of a stud, they take him anyway (if the shoulder checks out) & find a way to get studs on the field. Run some kind of heavy dime package where they put him in for a LB & he can cover but still bust up the run.

[Dave LaCasse @r2dave2]

@TazimWajidWajed That dude is going to be surprised when he learns that, before the draft, good GMs call everyone & ask about as much as they can in case they find a value deal.