rumi ☆

[🪽 @giavq5vh]

im so glad likes are private #liked #superliked #meandwho

[валя📚🌻 @v4lentyna_]

there’s only a tiny percentage of women who can dress in a sequin gown with rhinestones and bows and still look like a butch

[girth brooks @HOWDYBlTCH]

There aren’t enough classically trained gays anymore this video should have thousands of likes

[rumi ☆ @r2m1as]

returning to religion every time i get that feeling in my chest

[rumi ☆ @r2m1as]

i’m so sad i can’t even jerk off

[rumi ☆ @r2m1as]

i feel stuck

[, @w0a0i0f]

i have never once felt like that compilation of carrie bradshaw at big’s door with mcdonald’s and a top hat or whatever, but i have definitely felt like this

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Some guy I've always had a crush on sent me videos of himself eating someone out to convince me he's a good eater. Now I don't like him anymore😭😭💀 like?

[Anninhaw @anninh4w]

quero que ele se masturbe com as minhas fotos e me mande um video gozando

[faye @AEGYOSI]

I Often Fantasize About Someone Having A Deep Desire To Know Everything About Me

[div 🪐 @divvvi_]

just realised having a crush on a man is all about liking his eyes and hoping he isn't a racist, misogynist, homophobic,
casteist or emotionally constipated⁠

[sexual penis @sexual__penis]

someone said “for a dollar, name a black queer film that isn’t moonlight” and oomf replied “stop! that! train!” 😭😭😭

[Tường ☭ 🦋 Mar(x)iah’s sugar sweet side @cautioncarey]

the “fucking the text man for texts” tweet is such a good way of bringing up a discussion on how (thinking about) sex work pretty much lays bare the libidinal-economic and metagamic logic of “regular” sex and dating and desirability. send tweet

[Suze 🫒 @iluvearth4]

Genuinely doesn't matter how "avoidant" you are as a woman you will never be as evil or apathetic as ur male counterpart

[Destini @destini2you]

Being secretly disliked by someone who insists on staying close to you is a different sooo weird. The backhanded compliments, subtle competition, and disguised insults. Passive aggressive friendships aren’t friendships, it’s hostility hiding behind access.

[jstlk @jstlk_]

when we learn more we'll see ethan klein cheating isn't about sex

hila has demands of ethan wrt parenting and business
tamara worships ethan and will just play video games with him

ethan is escaping back in time to his 20s with a 20 year-old version of his soon-to-be ex-wife

[helmet girl is @ home @sbodrojan]

Tamara seemingly the first example I can think of a lolcow campaign totally backfiring. who doesn’t love watching a random 20something absolutely stunt on a former IDF soldier

[Sofia @alxsofia29]

Vou parar de culpar a ovulação e começar a aceitar que eu sou uma vagabunda que sente tesao o dia todo

[Headphoneson @ijboltswift13]

genuinely the queen, you have to bow