Phil Ronan 🇪🇺

Now on Bluesky: #Rejoin

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@sonofr @Keir_Starmer @CBItweets "I'm well aware that a swarm of hornets have built a nest in my underpants, but what's happened has happened, and the focus now should be on making hornet pants work instead of going back to the old days before hornets."
— Keir Starmer, probably

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

Goodbye Twitter 😞https://t.co/tVC3QzFMM7

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@GregHands @Conservatives @CCHQPress @NorthThanetCA You're such a bore, Greg �

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

Getting really fed up with Starmer now 😕 https://t.co/SiYE33DTPA

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

I wrote a haiku for Trump, to help him through this difficult time:

HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA fucker

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@GregHands @Conservatives @CCHQPress Gosh you're so interesting, Greg.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

Oof!

— “Is there any compensation [for Dover travel disruption]?”

— “The only compensation you have, is the emotional compensation of having a blue British passport.” 🔥

#Brexit
https://t.co/Yu1zQBXDOg

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@Iromg @mrjamesob @Matthew_Wright Have you learnt nothing? https://t.co/ksPACU2VT9

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@Iromg Form an orderly queue, ladies!

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@JamesCleverly You brokered a deal worth 0.08% of GDP with countries on the other side of the planet. A deal that's liable to cause immense damage to UK farming. And you're proud of yourself??

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@GregHands You really are a crashing bore, Greg

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@Conservatives Yeah that would be great if they weren't ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FRICKING PLANET you absolute planks.

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

I just supported this case! https://t.co/WfX4nxOsFx via @CrowdJustice

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

Conservative policy in a nutshell:

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

"The Conservative government has manufactured an artificial humanitarian crisis on British soil.. So they can say at the next election that they can offer the solution to it.. But if they just made the decisions, there would not be a problem."

Hard truth from @ZoeJardiniere

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@gardengeer A saw that can chop a tree down while making no sawdust? Quite ingenious.

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@ejwalsh_ed What a tit

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@GregHands @griffitha @Conservatives @mikeysmith @CCHQPress Great ratio there Greg. Keep it up 👍

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@Iromg I hope so, Mikey. I really do.

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@Iromg @barryjbutler Grown up talk, Mikey. You wouldn't understand.

[Phil Ronan 🇪🇺 @r3mainer]

@CatharineHoey And being an obnoxious old harridan qualifies you to judge the character of other people because why?